It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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