question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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