no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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