I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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