Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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