Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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