it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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