Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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