Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
operation have a gay friend backfired
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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