When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
try to milk me bitch
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