just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize