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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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