I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You were trust falling into bushes
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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