Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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