I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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