I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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