just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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