On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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