i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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