You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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