"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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