I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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