But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I showed him my bush... on skype.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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