when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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