The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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