The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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