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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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