I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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