This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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