There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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