I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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