Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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