it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
