Me too!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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