i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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