I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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