I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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