Kiss
Puke
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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