was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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