Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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