She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
