I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Randomize