my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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