I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize
