Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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