Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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