haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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