so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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