he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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