I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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