Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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