she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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