Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I love you.
Bad choice
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