So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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