She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
false alarm, still single
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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