well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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