I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
