I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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