His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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